5000 users on We Suck Less today!
Welcome to We Suck Less, @Rhubarb Bikini!
Since we have a tradition of awarding special ranks to opportune registrations, you shall herewith be rewarded the special rank of Duke Isogram (which, just like "five thousand" is in itself is an isogram, isograms all the way down)! A very cool sounding rank if you ask me, congratulations! According to nonsense numerology, "5000 is a very positive number and it urges you to trust yourself. Be enthusiastic about your project and your work because you have the potential to make great changes and to help people around you." Sounds like we are lucky to have you!
Welcome once again (also the 4999 that came before you, obviously), and here's a little soundtrack for your arrival: